Thursday, January 7, 2010

Sheriff Sale 2010

Well, it's another property that was seized because they couldn't pay their newly increased property taxes. It's up for grabs. The sheriff is having an auction today.

"Any buyers?"


"Anyone?"


"No?"


"Why won't anyone buy this property from the county?"


"I don't get it! How can anyone pass up this prime property!?"

"What the hell is the county going to do with this property if nobody is willing to buy it? All you have to do is come up with the back-taxes due and it's yours!"


"Look! The county had no choice but to keep raising taxes because there are fewer and fewer property owners from which to collect taxes so the county government can keep operating! PLEASE! I GOT KIDS TO FEEEED!"